![]() What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.ĭid you hear about the Italian Chef that died? Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he gets a hole in one! What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 ate 9 and 10! What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved! I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn’t find any. One says to the other: “Does this taste funny to you?” What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? ![]() The bartender says, “I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.” The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent!Ī jumper cable walks into a bar. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. What’s the difference between a tennis ball and the prince of Wales? One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air. Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it. I’m only familiar with 25 letters in the English language. What do you call a factory that sells passable products? A satisfactory! How do you organize a space-themed party? Why are cats bad storytellers? Because they only have one tale. How many bugs do you need to rent out an apartment? Tenants. What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye Matey. I bought the world’s worst thesaurus yesterday. What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1 What did the pirate get on his report card? What goes down but doesn’t come up? A yo. What did the horse say after it tripped? “Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!” What’s red and bad for your teeth? A brick! Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the other side. I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.ĭon’t worry if you miss a gym session. What’s the best part about living in Switzerland? If you want to upgrade to express or require insurance, please contact us prior to checkout and we will adjust the rates accordingly.Why don’t crabs donate? Because they’re shellfish. Please note that our postage charges are based on standard international and local air packages. Should a circumstance arise where we are unable to post within this timeframe (eg we are away at a fair) we will contact you immediately. We make every effort to post your item within 1-3 days of payment. I f you are looking for something that you don't currently find in our shop - let us know we may be able to help you with a special listing! Contact us to see how accommodating we can be :) Obviously, the more expensive the item the longer the time you will have to finalise payment. Yes we do offer flexible layby/layaway options and are open to negotiation as to the time period. If you want the exact colour shade drop us a line and we will give you the Universal Pantone colours that match the item. Whilst we take care with the colour balance of our photos, individual computer monitors register colours differently depending on their calibration. Our photos are taken with a mix of studio and ambient lighting. We apologise in advance if this rare circumstance arises. ![]() In the unlikely event that two buyers purchase this item concurrently, payment will be immediately refunded to the latter purchaser. Please drop us a line if your require additional information about this listing. Really a sensational ensemble and a rare find. ![]() ![]() The hot pants are an optional accessory as the dress can be worn without them. Typically for 1970s dresses it should not reach the floor but finish around the ankle. It is shown here on an US size 2 mannequin without the use of pins. This set is in excellent condition for its age and free from any rips, stains, fading or holes. * Working back nylon zipper and lined bodice * Extra wide belt, belt lops and large gold buckle * Hot pants are in same contrasting material with elasticised waist and * Skirt has a high opening on left side edged in contrasting material * Classic silhouette with cinched waist and full skirt * Dress features micro-pleating on bodice and skirt * Spectacular 1970s gold lame dress and hotpants Bodice Length From Outside Shoulder: 14 inches + 36 cm ![]()
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